h a h a

When a woman lies . . .

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?", the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding." "You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney."

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,

Women

liar liar your pants on fire

Managing a sales team is the craziest job. After almost 2 years in Automotive Industry, i came across all kinds of sales tricks, all kinds of "customer always right" drama, and one by one it made me become someone really strong to face anything. haha. Well it's true.. when u had to face the most difficult situation in life, when u think of it again can u imagine u actually went through it ?

I am not scared anymore.

One by one God has made me see how I can trust no one in this office. My ex-sales manager betrayed us, steal customers money. Sales person? haha every sales person has their very own magic tricks. I can count only a few good sales persons, but now each of them has extinct. There were so many events that proved their wrongdoings and that was unforgivable. The latest, my very own admin executive. A very competent, hardworking, down to earth man has fallen to money traps. He had to be responsible over 3 insurance renewals that was issued but the money was not submitted to us.

Every payments (even RM1 are entitled for receipt). Don't come and claimed for money when u were not issued a receipt.

Mom & Dad, taking care of your "baby" was never an easy thing. I wanna go study!!!!

Btw, Alhamdulillah I have received an offer for MBA but can anyone help me with the scholarships?

Beauty and the Beast

I'm gonna watch Disney Beauty and the Beast Broadway !!! It's my all time fav disney movie. I've seen Disney on Ice, twice ;p But i can't wait for this broadway.. !!! Yahoooo!!!

Thanks so much for the treat baby.. Can't wait for our date ;)

* CimbClicks user get discounts! So why wait?? *

Dance with my father

My papa killed one disgusting lizard in my room for me.. yippee!

2 days back, my sis insisted on sleeping with me..(nak manje mengada2).. I said NO so many times till I got tired of her finally I said yes. However I guess I did the right thing coz as soon as i turned off the main light I saw a coward-type lizard helplessly running here and there waiting to fall and that was scarily bitchy! I hate it!!! And after we got tired watching the show at the ceiling, I felt better the lizard got behind my wardrobe and stop.

The next day (y'day) when I got back from Fathers Day Dinner celebration, that bitch came out again.. menggelupur takut. I cursed the most horrible curses ever and called my dad, and my bestest dad came to rescue! He sprayed loads of aerosols and smack that bitch endlessly. YEAHHHHH IT FELT SO GOOD!!!

That was the best Fathers Day celebration ever.. I love my papa so much... LOL

Recommendation: A song "Dance with my father" by Luther Vandross.. U'll definitely hug ur dad after listening to this song.

hopelessly devoted to you

I can't recall how many times in this month i've lost my temper... to men. I hate it when I have to quarrel coz I want to win.. no matter what! ;p Sometimes I feel I should have just give in or be nice though they're in horrible moodswings. (men have that too and it's very sucky).

Recently I accompanied a friend, Jasvinder to get his first car from a car dealer. I quarreled with the rude sales person.

I quarreled with my sales manager (he has a bad moodswings) almost everyday.

I quarreled with one of my sales person. (budak lepasan sekolah berlagak pandai)

And more..

I don't know what triggers me to get angy but I guess I can't take it when people acted so childish coz they're in such a bad mood, starting to accuse me and hoping I would understand and the worst part did not bother to allow me to explain. Provocation. Challenge. Men. For me it is so unacceptable for men & women to fight. Couples? hmm yea that's normal. It's the nature that women are soft and feels intimidated all the time. When the stronger gender starts to rule and raise some voice, jadi Sakit Hati.

When Mr. Mcguard got into an argument, the other party will definitely apologize to him back and I'm so jealous.. When people fight with me they definitely hates me. That's for sure.

I can still recall my ustaz explained that our religion taught us to think hundreds of reasons why we should be angry before we really get angry. I guess it makes great sense, there is no point being angry, that is the best time for syaitan laknatullah to rule us.

So THINK, before we curse others. Hmmm..Can i..?

l u f f - l u f f

Hello darlings.. I have been planning to upgrade & update my previous pondsk8ter blogs for the past year (hehe) and now i'm finally back !! Woohoo !! With a nice template i found in blogskins, i am looking forward to write and write and write :)